Welcome to Silly-con Valley
Welcome to Silly-con Valley
A place where every company is changing the world, mostly by adding a chatbot to the settings menu.
Where founders become visionaries by raising $14 million to make email feel more urgent.
Where layoffs are called “strategic realignment,” burnout is called “high performance culture,” and doing three jobs is called “ownership.”
Where AI will replace everyone’s job, except apparently the executives who decided that.
Where every problem is solved with a dashboard, every dashboard creates three new problems, and every new problem becomes a startup.
Where products launch before anyone asks who wanted them, who needs them, or why they now require a subscription.
Silly-con Valley is satire for the age of fake disruption, real burnout, investor-funded delusion, and software that saves you five minutes by creating a new workflow, dashboard, login, notification, and monthly bill.
We are not anti-tech.
We are anti-delusion.
Welcome to Silly-con Valley.
Where the future is beta, the consequences are GA, and everyone is very excited about the roadmap.
D. Founder